This may explain an inordinate fondness for Meg McCaffrey, as well as an unsettling tendency to threaten to burn everyone and everything that might get in your way. Also, stop throwing people to the lions. It’s not cool.

We can’t blame you for looking at yourself in the mirror, but just because you’re ripped doesn’t mean you can get away with whatever you want, okay? Rules are there for a reason. Even in games involving severed ostrich heads. How well are those playing in Indianapolis, by the way?

Oh thank the gods, you’re actually someone we’re not completely terrified by. Those Triumvirate Holdings guys may bring the toughness, but you’re playing a long game, what with those ambitions to retire and die of natural causes. And who doesn’t love a good scepter?

What is wrong with you? Sorry, that was judgy. We do envy your extreme confidence and patience, of course. We’d just like to encourage you to use those powers for good, rather than torture, megalomania, or the executions of brave demigods like… You know what? Never mind.