Whoa, you are a kooky monster, aren't you? Into metalwork, dark magic, lunchboxes and...Legos? (We'd like to thank you for Poseidon's trident, by the way.) Since you're a little bit dog, fish, and sea lion, we're not sure if you're adorable or terrifying. We'll lean towards adorable if it means you'll be careful with the scythes. Yikes.

As monsters go, you fared pretty well in this quiz. You like good company, care about your family, and go for a little whimsy in your landscaping. A devastating glare and hairstyle aren't lost on you, and you can pull off a classic Stevie Nicks look any day of the week. Just know that the veil works. It really, really works.

We admire your attention to your physique, but the whole killing demigods thing is obviously NOT OKAY. Although of course you'd win any strong-person contest you entered, we're going to ask you to sit out the Read Riordan escape room outing we have planned. Something tells us you'd let us do all the work to get out...and then you'd just eat us.

As the lion-scorpion with the "get off my lawn" face, you win honorable mention in the hideousness category. Congrats for that. While you can sort of fake responsibility with the high school teacher pose, you get docked a couple of points by being the kind of high school teacher most likely to be abruptly fired and quietly replaced.

Your demigod affinity is impossible to shake, is it? We don't blame you, although maybe you want to take the quiz again and live a little? WAIT, sorry, never mind, we'd never encourage indulgence in villainous fantasies, not even in a Read Riordan quiz. You should never root for the baddies and Peleus is really the only acceptable option in here. So congratulations, you aced this one! Who doesn't love that golden dragon?

We get it. If you're going to be a monster, don't skimp. But that said, isn't Typhon a little...too much of a muchness? What do you even do with all that nastiness? Right now it sort of feels like you're all over the place, what with the gargantuan size, the unfathomable ugliness, the storm clouds, the fingers made of snakes. Maybe think about focusing a bit? And also please, please think about using your powers for good.